Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
At least I have a good idea what kind of stuff would start playing as soon as the first group of 14-year-olds boys were entering the area, if this Bluetooth sculpture was standing in my city ;-)
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2026
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Let me tell you, a bunch of kids (17-22 ish) hang out there every day, they play hip hop and dance.
It's actually really fucking wholesome.
At least until I discovered this.
Tonight I shall have it proclaim my manifesto.
Suggestions for items in manifesto welcome.
just straight up play Vermin Supreme
I am a tyrant that you should trust, and you should let me run your life.
Fuck yeah spread it!
Free popsicles in the summer and free hot chocolate in the winter for everyone except politicians
Hey man there's a diff between politician and politician.
No bunnies for the establishment, but some of us are really trying to make shit better. Look at Mamdani. He gets a bunny.
US can't have this....people would die
Why?
A pre-recorded sound that kills people. Don't ask me how it's kind of like the movie The Ring.
That's just Trump's normal voice.
Chy-nuh!
Oh god don't give me ideas, I was already going in unsound directions (NPI)
Like brown note but more death note
Caramelldansen it is.
I can’t.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
A fire? At a Sea Parks?
Banan, melon...
The speakers are actually configured so the audio is only really audible when you stand in front of it. Look at the ground, it has the area marked out
Believe me, that shit is loud and echoes. I think there is a volume limiter of some sort, I'm not too savvy on bluetooth stuff, but when I got a notification while playing that shit went LLOOUUDD.
I don't know, I just made something up
Where is it so I know next time I visit
And your phone will probably be reverse hacked by the Swedish government to see if you have said anything against Trump and put you on a list.
Like a list of people they like?
I like to imagine politicians walking past this thing, oblivious to it until people start hammering it with songs. I’d imagine when there’s multiple inputs there users could vote on what gets played first, could be funny.
I’d put up Pink - dear Mr President. See how far backwards weve gone while Trump just nods his head at the pretty guitar.