Swedneck

https://youtu.be/3D0AClOa2Io

lol it doesn't support japanese/korean/chinese characters, so like precisely what people would want to use it for

i'd say being in orbit is arguably the least on a planet can be, since an orbit is specifically continuing to miss falling onto the planet.

i believe the USA is working on that right now actually

i agree with him, provided we de-orbit it onto his skull

unfortunately i feel you can't call yourself spacefaring unless you actually control the ship, and we have about as much control over our trajectory as a mosquito has control over the amount of blood inside a blue whale

how do people who like small talk plan on being in sustained meaningful relationships what are you gonna do "hi honey nice weather we're having huh?"

my plan is to be too busy kissing my partner at all times to say anything

what the fuck where, all i see is philips and hex

shudda cudda wudda

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turns out we all have one of a handful of true names, and they're all some variation on "meow", "meh!", "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE", and "grumble"

i feel like people would insist on this shit regardless, even in the rest of the world people seem to not even consider the concept of forgoing a car for economic reasons, same with owning a house.

they'd rather eat less and stop heating their house than rent an apartment and stop driving everywhere.