Swedneck

Cat has a crazy deep meow

herro everynyan, howayo? finesankyo

A Gun.

"cow-knee-she-waur, ay mate?"

same here in sweden, at least me personally

like, you know we speak english right? why would you try to badly speak fractions of our language when it would be so much easier to just start with english? it's not impressive or endearing to speak bad swedish, it's just awkward. Our language isn't some special magic we hold dear, it's just what we speak to each other, the same as anglophones speak english to each other.

i'm sure there's at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career

not sure that's hugely better frankly, because now it's implied that the mooks are just there to let the important people act out decadent fantasies in absurd detail

like being an extra in a mr beast episode whose sole job is to get punched into cold water

but like he could just have said it's X times cheaper

y'all need to just bluntly tell the people around you to get to the point, with that in place phonecalls are absolutely the quickest way to figure things out

one could very well argue that it's still your fault if you hit someone who unexpectedly jumps out, if you cannot stop in time for such a thing you are driving too fast.

It's like sprinting right past a corner and then insisting it's not your fault when you inevitably run into a person who walks out from behind the corner. You fucking slow down when approaching a place like that, then speed back up when you are not longer liable to hit people.

it sounds like you just can't use a touch keyboard, most people use them just fine, and personally i type reasonably quickly with the odd mistake here and there.