NFL

Perfectly balanced

The San Symmetrical Chargers

Herbert nickname is now Thanos

Every Sunday is any given Sunday.

Time for one of my favorite clips from Fox NFL Sunday way back in 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4BcNaaz0ZI, and the Dallas Cowboys when they reached a 133-133 record since 1997.

I want to go to work and get food.

The first two stats ignore playoffs. The third does not. But still, this is an amazing coincidence.

I went back to fact check on Pro Football Reference and can confirm you're right.

Ironic isn't it. Eli (117-117).

Every morning when he wakes up Herbert tells his wife, "Hello."

Mid: A franchise

these stats are just weird. time to fire the coach.

wasn't there one year where the chargers had the #1 offense and #1 defense in the league, but went 8-8 and missed the playoffs or am I just imagining things

This is called Chargers parity

Someone's having fun with numbers!

I hate analytics.

Generic NFL practice squad.

Saying your offense is as good as if it was playing the chargers every week is a huge compliment for herbert

I bet that chargers team doc looks a bit purple and must’ve snapped his fingers

This could be fake but it’s the chargers so chances are it’s true and I believe it

As Djoker calls it, “even Steven”

Fire Staley and hire Fisher. It’s time.

He's going to end up with Mike Tomlin somehow, isn't he?

this is like that atlanta hawks stat last season where they were perfect .500 lol

Damn we really do live in a matrix

Herbert sucks on defense. Prove me wrong.

The chargers are the definition of a trash team. Perennial choke artists. Doodoo

r/unexpectedthanos

Ladies and gentleman, your Los Angeles .500s

We all thought the Chargers were a chaos team, when in reality they are the most balanced team.

Been saying it for weeks:

Belichick will coach the LA Chargers next season.

He gets a ready-to-go offense, and only has play decent defense. Plus remove the Staley Plays (aka shooting yourself in the foot). Easy 10 wins for 2-3 seasons will surpass Shula overall and regular season record.

The definition of mid

The White Sox of football

This is also very interesting because of the probability of being this mediocre is just something else.

This is something to be proud of

Elite

Dread it. Run from it. Averageness arrives all the same. Or should I say, the Chargers have.

I will shred down this team to its last atom, and with the players you have collected for me, create a new mediocre one. Not knowing what it has lost but what it has been given. A grateful franchise.

Thanos loves the chargers

Perfectly balanced. Thanos intensifies

One thing I’m grateful for is that Chargers games are almost always competitive. At the end of the day, the games are entertaining to watch and isn’t that why we are fans?

Impressively balanced.

I feel bad for Herbert, because I can feel people getting antsy and looking at him more critically. Like why he isnt elevating this team above mediocrity. But that defense is terrible, and basically has been since he's been there. Their best defensive ranking in points allowed is 21st, which not coincidentally was last year when they won 10 games.

The 3.6ers. Not bad, not terrible.

That's some deal with the devil type shit.

Truly one of the franchises of all time

25 PPG is pretty good

STOP THE COUNT

Daily post to make excuses for Herbert’s shortcomings