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[–] assplode@kbin.social 88 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kinky people who want 3+ people involved

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 56 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I imagine it's kinda like scheduling a DnD session

[–] vamputer 36 points 2 years ago

Hard to get everyone to come on-time

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How similar the act itself is depends heavily on the DM.

[–] teuast@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

and if the party has a bard

[–] 9bananas@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

in our party it was a druid.. don't think she ever hooked up with anything with fewer than 6 extremities...

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

God, you have no idea how right you are.

Also a 50/50 chance everyone involved also plays ttrpgs

[–] tb_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Does that fraction go up or down as more people join the party.

[–] CylustheVirus@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Well there might be a dungeon involved but the only dragons you'll find are tattoos.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

According to Garfunkle and Oates, the conservatives are using the poophole loophole.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus" is such a great line 😆

[–] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Glad to see your still here lol

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Thanks lol, right back atya 😁

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Or the "stick it in but don't orgasm" method.

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

Gay men, since cleaning out takes a lot of time.

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Pixelologist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

how can u get..

pregante?!

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

how is babby formed?

[–] tb_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

So the lesbians are avoiding "Prego" as well?

[–] JBar2@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What does pasta sauce have to do with sex?

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] teuast@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Pixelologist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

pergananant

[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait… is this a deep cut? Why does this seem familiar?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] cam_i_am@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

Hahahaha, this was what I was thinking of. Thanks!

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Routine and anticipation enjoyers

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Routine and anticipation enjoyers unite! Every other Thursday, except for holidays!

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait why aren't you doing it on holidays 💀 lmao

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

They have previous obligations on holidays. Most organized people do, as far as I know 🤷

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Leabians avoiding 2 periods?

With a chance of making a fool of myself: Isn't it just easier if they are in sync, because then they both get it over with? (As I recall the syncing is something that can happen)

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Synched periods might happen in groups of people who get them due to pure chance, but it isn't an actual thing, and even if it was, it wouldn't be a decision one can just make.. 😂 (not laughing at you just at the idea that we have that kind of control over our periods.. If only!!!)

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

This is definitely a thing, all my coworkers are synced and the topic comes up at least once a month 😉

[–] ugh@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I still don't fully believe in syncing, but it would take time, and, theoretically, you'd have to spend more time with your partner than you do with anyone else.

[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are the lesbians not having period sex? It helps the cramps.

[–] intoner@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To put it simply, period blood stinks like hell and feels slimy. When you have two people on their period simultaneously, it's going to get really nasty real fast.

[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Sex is full of stinky body fluids already. My gf and I use a black towel to prevent stains when she is on her period.

[–] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Sex isn't supposed to be squeaky clean.

[–] Losipher@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

You forgot swingers trying to fuck other people.