this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

It looks like mixing baby food with uncooked meat.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 years ago

Is that chicken even cooked? 🀒

[–] HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart

[–] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Behind the Walmart dumpster*

[–] HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

Ah it’s Artemis from it’s always sunny! She does like to incorporate buns into lovemaking while in the dumpster

[–] g0nz0li0@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.

By the ball sack? Cuz that's the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate

[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella

[–] superfes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Once again, I'm glad that I do most of the cooking...

[–] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shit from a butt

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Great Value dinner

[–] Crafter72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia

[–] phonyphanty@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

This how You keep a spirit of the Black Lodge ...

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Chicken drumsticks (without skin), mac and cheese mixed with shells and cheese, plus canned corn.

Nothing fancy but this wouldn't look so horrific with some not-awful lighting. It's a terrible picture of some pretty typical food.

[–] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 years ago

...in which country, though?

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It what world is canned corn looking like that? That looks like yellow vomit

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Please see doctor if this is how you have been treating your poor body

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

On the toilet.

[–] Kolli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.

I mean it doesn't look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it's hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.

And it would be free and prepared "ready" so that's nice. :)

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't get it, what am I missing?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Does any of that look edible, or at least appetizing?

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

No, but I don't understand what I am looking at either.

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