Your heart might stop you, eventually.
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I think you mean pancreas. Though, IDK which would come first.
As an adult you should realize that eating a cake any time you want is unhealthy and should have the self control to delay that gratification. Sure noone can stop you, but you should have the self respect to stop yourself.
depends on how often you want to eat cake
Boooooriiiiing. I'll have a slice of the chocolate please
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Sure, but I try to go to the place with all the bouncy castles and they won't let me play even if I bring my own socks.
Try a trampoline park instead.
Trampoline parks don't have giant inflatable clowns at the top of the trampoline! It's not the same!
You have weird trampoline parks...
Damn I had a birthday recently and I totally forgot about that option.
Your grandma makes better chocolate cake than whatever the grocery store sells.
Grandma is dead, besides, she was always a terrible cook.
For me, it was a whole honey glazed ham.