TeamAssimilation

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[–] TeamAssimilation 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It also assumes the masses behave rationally, which they won’t ever.

We’ll just get the cheapest shit with the limited information we are given, unless it is life-or-death, where we will pay any price out of fear.

[–] TeamAssimilation 35 points 3 months ago (4 children)

What did GenP stood for?

[–] TeamAssimilation 10 points 3 months ago

In my country, it’s the casinos. They naturally receive cash predominantly, and can easily launder millions. Everything else is small potatoes.

[–] TeamAssimilation 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

[–] TeamAssimilation 41 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, let’s see how well that ping works when they find a deathclaw in one of those trips.

YOU DIED (several minutes ago)

[–] TeamAssimilation 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

brag about Ubuntu being his favorite Linux distribution we? Like, can you imagine someone saying that in a room of Linux nerds?

H-hey!

[–] TeamAssimilation 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I’ve always suspected these are attempts at stock manipulation. Release scary news, make the stock go down, buy, stock rebounds quickly as the scaremongering dissipates, sell.

The most mentally-challenged businessmen love pump and dump (and the reverse in this case) because it doesn’t require any talent whatsoever, just insider trading.

[–] TeamAssimilation 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

They have a brain as complex as ours, they’re social, and they’re believed to be really smart.

If they’re actually dumb, very dumb, I swear to god I will buy a single non-certified dolphin-free tuna can out of spite.

[–] TeamAssimilation 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately the only fly straight down, and they only stop after reaching the floor.

Wait, those were regular sloths!

:(

[–] TeamAssimilation 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That’s sad, because it’s not like he could go blind from the surgery. He’s already blind. Most persons would risk the surgery if there was a chance to see again, I guess he would too if he could choose.

[–] TeamAssimilation 1 points 3 months ago

Frederick got the moves!

[–] TeamAssimilation 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (11 children)

Dumb question: can Johnathan’s cataracts be fixed (a routine surgery on humans) so he can see Frederick is a guy? As a bonus, he could see food morsels without the need of olfaction.

I also wonder if the loss of olfaction and sight mean Johnathan can’t recognize the sex of a partner even if it was right in front of him.

I understand he might really be a gay tortoise, but he could also be gay by necessity.

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