TeamAssimilation

Ubuntu LTS? It can still have rough edges depending on your hardware, but solve them and you got five years of peace.

IDK man, I’ve sucked a lot of dick and I like to at least think I don’t look like a loose pile of skin draped over a human-shaped void in the moral fabric of the universe like those fuckers do...
– Abraham Lincoln

Yup. Seems legit to me.

Okay Beavis, Butthead, nap time!

It is believed fingerbois used their long, flexible fingers as whips to scare predators.

I’m in awe of your statistical operations on mammals.

It’s not even generational. People with little money want money, people with more money want to keep it. There’s dirt poor boomers and greedy yuppies.

As other have said, it’s about socioeconomic classes, not age. Age is the distraction.

In fact, when a problem is presented as a us-vs-them dichotomy, it’s almost sure it’s oversimplified, and probably dishonest.

I feel this strongly depends on which circles the alien grows.

For example: You find your species is going to extinct whales/pollute the seas/commit genocide in Gaza/etc. What are you able to do to prevent that?

What’s a few billion to a TRILLION company? That’s peanuts. Everything is fine fellow citizen.

If they accepted the job, absolutely yes. ignorantia juris non excusat.

“H-hello? I’m sorry to be ungrateful, but I’m afraid the pizza I ordered with you came back without pepperoni… I don’t want to be a bother, j-just send the pepperonis and I’ll place them myself… thank you, sorry again”

The real question is: would they be allowed to do the same these days?

Spoiler: they won’t.

For me it could be worth five hundred quadrillion already, these numbers have entered the realm of fantasy.