Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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loopy@lemmy.world

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

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With the cost of so many things going up, it's nice to see that writing paper remains stationary. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 days ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Start rekt (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 days ago by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You should organise your meals the night before (aussie.zone)

submitted 5 days ago by Sacah@aussie.zone to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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thats food forethought.

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I've just received a diagnosis for colour blindness (feddit.uk)

submitted 1 week ago by Diddlydee@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The news really came out of the purple

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Where do you keep all your cheesy jokes? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I have mine in a dadabase.

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In honor of Father's Day, Home Depot is serving free food this afternoon in the lamp isle (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I heard it was going to be a light brunch.

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Pudding some thought into it (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Olé (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I'm reading a book on lubricants... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's non-friction.

Happy Father's Day!

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It really is all purpose (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by naticus@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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How do you think the unthinkable? (lazysoci.al)

submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You don't want the answer, trust me.

With an itheberg.

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What is it called when 2 flowers have an unplanned pregnancy? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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An oopsie-daisy! 🌼

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Car Talk with Martok: Naturally Won (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/post/141656

Car Talk with Martok.

Season 1 / Episode 1

Episode List Here

Original Source: DominionMediaTV

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A world class athlete twisted his ankle in training. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He decided to try out for the 'Limpics.

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What kinda shoes do ninjas wear? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Sneakers

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Does anyone remember the post about the chiropractor? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by lemmyng@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It was about a week back.

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We don't know who stole our teaspoons, but we suspect they're stirring up trouble somewhere. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by admiralpatrick@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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In 1987 the first all-white leopard was spotted. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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When I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian, they laughed. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What is the most musical instrument? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A Beat.

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The Hunt for Red October (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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After setting a table, when should you expect it to go off? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Usernameblankface@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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As soon as the guests run out of seconds.

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Tragically, I only got to celebrate my birthday for half a minute (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because I'm 32, so it was my thirty second birthday.