Oglaf [Moved to discuss.online]

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Posts and discussion about the Oglaf webcomic. Many of the comics are NSFW, please tag appropriately.

https://www.oglaf.com/

https://www.patreon.com/oglaf

This comic started out as an attempt to make pornography. It degenerated into a sex comedy pretty much immediately

Posting new comics, and old comics until we're caught up

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Cloud Of Death (midwest.social)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/cloudofdeath/

Alt textDeath becomes a gas at 220 degrees Kelvin

Title textThe wind of change pushes the cloud of death over the mountains of madness, precipitating the rain of nothing bad.

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Failsafe (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/failsafe/

Alt textA perfectly good maze level is ruined

Title textOn the plus side, I lied about it never sleeping.

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Safety Briefing (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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🔗

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Notches (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/notches/

Alt textshe mistook it for her suitcase.

Title textplease remove your winner's sash before heading to the swamp- they present a choking hazard for wildlife

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Good Behavior (2/2) (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/goodbehavior/2/

Alt textthe big house has a bigger house inside

Title textpenal offence

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Good Behavior (1/2) (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/goodbehavior/

Alt textthe big book of cock knots

Title textPrison mascara. Same thing as regular mascara

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Curse Of The Funpire (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/funpire/

Alt textwhat's that laughing behind your back?

Title text'fun' misspelled backwards is 'snuff'

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Badger (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/badger/

Alt textBadgered by badgers, stalked by storks

Title textWolverine is a registered trademark of Marvel Comics Incorporated

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The Nocturnal Adventures Of Sir Coffee (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/sircoffee/

Alt textpotion of awake

Title textyour barista just levelled up to 35

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The Pig Bride (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/pigbride/

Alt textthere was no 'death do us part' clause

Title textthe speeches were very short

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A word from our sponsor (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/sponsor/

Alt textGod loves orphans 'cause he hates rival parents

Title textLove is a game to you but to me it's a sport. Put on the padding.

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How They Get You (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/howtheygetyou/

Alt textEverything's about you but in a bad way.

Title textFried food gets you by being delicious.

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Retribution (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/retribution/

Alt textSnow falls.

Title textBlood will have blood. Yetis prefer tea.

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Brackenwife (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/brackenwife/

Alt textYou know we made a vow not to leave one another never

Title textHe introduced me to some bundles of twigs he was calling his kids.

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Gorek The Magnanimous (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/gorek/

Alt textthe hot gush of benevolence

Title textI call it 'Calcium Keep.' Drink your milk, kids.

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The Kindly Hunter (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/kindlyhunter/

Alt text...and his gentle knives

Title textThe sandwich went on to save an orphanage. From salmonella.

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The Sword Master (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/swordmaster/

Alt textless a parable, more a stream of gibberish

Title textHe's also a bit of a slapmaster

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Queen Of Spring (midwest.social)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/queenspring/

Alt text...and then the wasp emperor built a palace of jam. But that's a different story.

Title textThe queen's not a morning person. Or a person.

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The Weeping Woods (midwest.social)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/weepingwoods/

Alt textWeeping maples, weeping willows, a few onions

Title textWe won the 'beautiful baby' contest when my giant child ate the other entrants

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Beot (midwest.social)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/beot/

Alt textMonster delivers pizza, doesn't get tip.

Title textSomebody checked you can't just get monster repellent, right?

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Scheherazade (midwest.social)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/scheherazade/

Alt text1 Arabian night

Title textTo find out what happened to Ja'far, do a search on "the three apples"

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Muse (midwest.social)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/muse/

Alt textis there a 'least dramatic fight scene' award?

Title textyour museum is now a mausoleum

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Lament 2 (midwest.social)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/lament/2/

Alt textQuivering and lachrymose

Title textAs a body fluid, tears don't get much of a run in porn.

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Lament 1 (midwest.social)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
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https://www.oglaf.com/lament/

Alt textTears on my pillow. Somebody sew this up.

Title textWe don't normally do funerals for apprentices. Usually we just sweep up.

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Boston Daisies (midwest.social)
submitted 7 months ago by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social
1 comments fedilink
 
 

https://www.patreon.com/posts/boston-daisies-128502113

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