Oglaf [Moved to discuss.online]

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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I'm planning on moving this community over to discuss.online, due to federation issues with my instance. The plan is to crosspost for a while and then stop crossposting and lock this community. The plan can change if anyone has strong opinions. If you do, comment below.

Links to new community:

!oglaf@discuss.online

https://discuss.online/c/oglaf

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Muster The Troops (midwest.social)

submitted 1 week ago by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/31484066

https://www.oglaf.com/muster/

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He gets doffed pretty soon.

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I'm thinking of changing my middle name to 'the'

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Rift Of Despair (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/ROD/

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abandon all hope, ye who enter- you can buy hope inside

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The rift opened up in that earthquake of despondency

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Chronotherapy (midwest.social)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/chronotherapy/

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I'll just stop the time paradox before I create it.

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Reward marriages seldom work out anyway.

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Legacy (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/legacy/

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Could be worse. It could be the Fluorescent Marauder

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This year's worst king prize will be awarded posthumously

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Hefty Grogol (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/hefty-grogol/

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Grogol's clothes come from farm suppliers.

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The gauntlets of hang-on-you're-a-dick could have saved him.

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Habeas Corpus (3/7) (midwest.social)

submitted 3 weeks ago by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/habeas-corpus/3/

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when all you have is fellatio, the whole world starts to look like a cock

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One day, the King-Under-the-Blanket will return to save us

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Dust And Glitter (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/dustnglitter/

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There's no flame like an old flame

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those aren't faded glories- they were that colour when I got them.

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Geewoks 1 (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/geewoks/

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knock knock knock - flaming skull delivery

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I've achieved way more as a ghost than I ever did in life, in terms of opening doors for no reason.

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The Automaton (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/automaton/

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chess: solved.

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King's pawn to under the couch for six months

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Assorted Fruits Of Wrath (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/assorted-fruits/

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In which God fights his own battles

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If you thought the grapes were angry, you should try the Watermelon of Wrath

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Practice (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/practice/

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You can't spell 'diagnosis' without 'ignorance'

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Probably we should have used a real acorn instead of that button

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Game Of Death (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/game-death/

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for one to seven billion players

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You don't win the game of death by dying first. The name is misleading.

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Two Wishes (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/twowishes/

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Understand and deliver

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Later that evening, the grammar police arrested the mugger for misusing the word 'extortionist'

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Bugfuck (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/bugfuck/

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Baby your head looks delicious tonight

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I feel like I've become a statistic, but maybe I always was.

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Flittermouse (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/flittermouse/

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Blood Sausage

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It definitely doesn’t have rabies

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Deadfall (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/deadfall/

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Free bait! Yay!

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It turns out humane traps aren't for catching people.

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Outside (2025-10-30) (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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🔗

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Feral Chic (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/feral-chic/

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Manners make the man mad

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Environmentally aware barbarians carry a jizz rag

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Fully Fleshed (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/fully-fleshed/

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From a distance it looks like a tourist attraction

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Eventually the giant ass reconciles with the enormous torso.

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Delusionist (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/delusionist/

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Cosmetic surgery for the ugly truth

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'pretending to be magic' is the real most-efficient-magic

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Even Now Sithrak Oils The Spit (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/sithrak/

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bad news

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Sithrak doesn't torture you before you're born, though. That would be creepy.

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Caveat Emptor (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/caveat-emptor/

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business pitfalls

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I'm always suspicious of shops that sell bait.

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Laridae (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/laridae/

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Straight to you, from the gullet of the gull

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Bogdan killed my parents through improper hygiene

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The Glamazon Way (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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https://www.oglaf.com/glamazon-way/

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at a push you could fight with the sheath

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the Glamazons don't follow fashion- they set traps for it and wear its shiny pelt