Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/11065298

Credit goes to the disturbed Discord user who posted this in one of the servers I'm in.

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I'm going to tone this a bit down, so I'm thinking :

  • canned pineapple, in juice not sirop
  • cheddar cheese
  • small mozzarela ball instead of marshmallow -shrimp instead of bacon.
  • cheapest mayonnaise I could find.

But you think I should eat this or simply post back a picture of it in the sub?
Should let it sit in the sauce (pinneapple juice + mayo) for a bit or eat it right away?
Is this still considered midwestern food?

I also found an old recipe for "salade américaine" in a cook book. It's fresh fruits and celeriac with mayo and tabasco.

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F. Cooke's restaurant in Hoxton, London.

I've actually been there, but it was late in the afternoon and they were out of jellied eels. I did have the pie and mash with the sauce. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't extraordinary either. I'm sad I didn't get to try the eels though.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ItzzMe@midwest.social to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
 
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Strangely enough, originally attached to this post. Enjoy!

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