Funny

Because they hang out in bunches!

Pick a cod, any cod!

He wanted to grow a power plant!

I'll meet you at the corner!

Because they have tiny ant-bodies!

Because they are shellfish!

Put a little boogie in it!

"Nice bike," the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," Little Johnny said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked at the bike and, while handing the boy a $20 ticket, he said "Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it."

To which Little Johnny replied, "nice horse you got their sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yea, He sure did," said the cop.

Looking up at the cop, with the most serious little boy tone, Johnny retorted, "Next year tell Santa to put the weiner underneath the horse instead of on top of it!" and peddled off down the road.

Brothel sprouts.

You planet!

Because she was great at pie charts!

Because you can see right through them!

Because he found his honey!

Because they make up everything!

They needed a good batter!

Because it was caught being sharp!

Because it saw the salad dressing!

It swept in!

Frostbite!

Because nothing gets under their skin!

To cover their butt quacks!

Because she kept running away from the ball!

An impasta!

He couldn't see himself doing it!