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No esplanashon needed! Just look what dad do to me! (i.redd.it)

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I need a soo. And a purrtection order, amd lots of thinhs (old.reddit.com)

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Shirin (11f tortie ruler of all) here. The entire world tried to kill me. Ok, maybe just my house. And a lot of stuff and books. Probably Dad. Maybe mom, cause she was there.

So I am sitting with my people just relaxing before my nightly rendition of "You are late with my food, even though you say food isn't for an hour" and * crash* boom *everything collapses * I am pretty sure the doorway threw books at me or something. I of course, dived under the dask for safety from flying objects.

Now Dad is moving around being grumpy and making scary sound and moving around a lot and I don't know what Mom did, she was pretty quiet so she might be dead.

And now everything seems normal, and mom claims she put out my food, but I need an order of purrtection and to soo everything.

Advice appreciated.

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Do you lie in largi snowy boxis when theys are open? (i.redd.it)

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The hoomans duel assaulted me, I want to press charges! (old.reddit.com)

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Meowma didn’t tell me I’m part tiger (i.redd.it)

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I needs advice! (i.redd.it)

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The sky is exploding loudly and I do not approve. I want to sue the sky to remain silent. Can I sue the sky? (www.reddit.com)

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Having ex e sten shul crisis. Want play with ball but want ball cuddle. Why no have both? Making the happenings! Sue for both! (i.redd.it)

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Was offered delishus cheese an den not allowed to eat?? Soo! (i.redd.it)

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Homans sai ma furs must brush becoz long fur. Need soo! (i.redd.it)

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OUTRAYJ! DISGRAC! elebenty billion rant on meowmie n her copyright disgrac!! (old.reddit.com)

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Hiii, Mr P here! 😸

Wellll hab Is got a pawsuit or wut!?!?

Meowmie was displays to everyone dis pikcha ob me

But she hab no right to profit from mer likeness n imagery!!!! Is consult senapuur Bernie n pawsuit closed!! Must pay in treats n damages!!

N... N....n... The pawdacity ob not showing GUD pikcha... Is goin on attac, n do a bapbapbap!

N DEN she show eberyone n dey allllllll laff n laff n laff

Is actually re finks my meowmie bein fav..favo...fabor...da best n mebbe daddy is better! (Daddy no better, him juss a butler)

N e wayz, juss wanted to sharez my recent sads

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I have to teach my human how to actually beat elden ring. They are terrible. Can I sue for them to get good? (i.redd.it)

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need defense lawyer now!!! (i.redd.it)

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Need famlee pawyer, sooing fur custody of new toy. (i.redd.it)

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RB n DAD did crimes(bad kind) (www.reddit.com)

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They make mew one with the wind while I sleep. What are your advices? (old.reddit.com)

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I soo da fort of juli? (i.redd.it)

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The Queen wishes you a happy Independence Day (i.redd.it)

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Are cats allowed to steal beds? (i.redd.it)

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I dids amasin crim! 😈😈😈 (www.reddit.com)

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Moosic too low. (i.redd.it)

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Iz hunter... Yesss? (www.reddit.com)

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Soo for a Betray (www.reddit.com)

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Soo for disturbed sleep? (www.reddit.com)

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Hooman is trying to turn that loud thing on again, it's keeping me awake!!!! (i.redd.it)

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