April 19th might just seem like another day for casual bike enthusiasts, but there's a twist. Instead of merely honoring your average two-wheeled joyrides, Bicycle Day tips its hat to a psychedelic voyage of epic proportions.

Forget what you thought you knew about this pseudo-holiday, because it's not just about cycling. We're here to shine a light on the fateful day in 1943 when Albert Hofmann, Swiss chemist and LSD creator, treated himself to a mind-altering bicycle ride. You heard that right—our guy Albert inadvertently discovered the mind-expanding properties of LSD while cycling around Basel, Switzerland.

According to Rolling Stone, Hofmann chose the iconic time of 4:20 p.m. on April 19th to dose himself. What ensued was a trip (pun fully intended) through a kaleidoscope of “fantastic images,” as Hofmann later detailed in his memoir, LSD: My Problem Child. He rode six miles that day, but the experience was more about the journey than the destination.

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I didn't look into what the hell it actually is, but I feel like it's about turning building ownership into fucking shares that pays dividends like a fucking stock market, but ima bet without any of the shareholder ownership benefits.

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Move over OJ, the real news is here!

I don't know anything about computers but it seems like he input that little victory slogan.

Gonna have to find another way to slack off at work.

Also if you guess correctly, you get a femboy pterosaur too

The comments are so bleak, I genuinely feel bad for some Americans.