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Me can compooter (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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geteilt von: https://sopuli.xyz/post/26841471

geteilt von: https://sopuli.xyz/post/26841469

Meme transcription:

An obviously exhausted Spongebob is raising his arms in a rejoicing gesture. His face shows great tiredness, but also happiness.

Title: Finally finding your stupidity after hours of debugging.

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Guess Carefully User (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 months ago by other_cat@lemmy.zip to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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If it's by bytes on disk, I'm bracing for the tariffs on node_modules... (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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idk (infosec.pub)
submitted 5 months ago by blibla@slrpnk.net to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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When you explain your bugfix and Copilot starts autocompleting (infosec.pub)
submitted 5 months ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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Image transcription: A lengthy source code comment. The details are irrelevant. Github Copilot autocompletes: “This is a bit of a hack, but it works.”

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Remote API endpoints in the tests for well written software: (infosec.pub)
submitted 7 months ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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I encountered a very spooky parsing error (infosec.pub)
submitted 7 months ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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Why wait for proper .ixx support when you can just go header-only? (infosec.pub)
submitted 7 months ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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Everyday we stray further from industry standards (infosec.pub)
submitted 7 months ago by youTellMe@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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I redid the meme with what hurts me (infosec.pub)
submitted 8 months ago by MashedTech@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19849935

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AI's take on XML (infosec.pub)
submitted 8 months ago by renzev@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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Nothing beats that sobering taste (lemmy.ml)
submitted 9 months ago by tetris11@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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So that's where the GO logo comes from! (infosec.pub)
submitted 9 months ago by renzev@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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windows L (lemmy.ml)
submitted 9 months ago by Napain@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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https://www.instagram.com/p/C92G2kookLC/

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When your product is so bad even the documentation gets depression (infosec.pub)
submitted 10 months ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞

https://myxxxxxx.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http%3A%2F%2Fsap.com%2Fxi%2FAP%2FFO%2FBusinessPart...

Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞

https://myxxxxxx.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http%3A%2F%2Fsap.com%2Fxi%2FAP%2FFO%2FProductDataM...

Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞

https://myxxxxxx.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http%3A%2F%2Fsap.com%2Fxi%2FAP%2FFO%2FProductDataM...

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After a particularly annoying update today (infosec.pub)
submitted 10 months ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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Writing documentation (infosec.pub)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

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Companies updating their websites (infosec.pub)
submitted 10 months ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]

In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.

In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.

In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”

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When the problem was bigger than you anticipated and you’re a not-so-good developer (infosec.pub)
submitted 10 months ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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Meme transcription:

Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.

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Surely "1337" is the same as 1337, right? (infosec.pub)
submitted 10 months ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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Meme transcription:

Panel 1: Bilbo Baggins ponders, “After all… why should I care about the difference between int and String?

Panel 2: Bilbo Baggins is revealed to be an API developer. He continues, “JSON is always String, anyways…”

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pls (infosec.pub)
submitted 11 months ago by something_random_tho@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16996892

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Logic gate (infosec.pub)
submitted 11 months ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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Sometimes the decisions are hard... (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 year ago by rikudou@lemmings.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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Web development (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 year ago by alyth@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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git blame y'all (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 year ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.world
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