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What are you on the run from? (futurology.today)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@futurology.today to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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How am I supposed to sleep while people are WRONG on the internet? (futurology.today)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@futurology.today to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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OQB @FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca

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What happens next? (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@ttrpg.network to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What's the big spoiler for the movie? (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@ttrpg.network to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What happens when a taint is slapped? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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How can I destroyate elimination? (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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How do I throw a hadouken? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by Krudler@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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I need to be able to shoot people in the face with energy balls

I've seen people do it there's lots of videos, how do I do it

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Who's responsible? (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What doctor's order do you refuse? (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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OQB @FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca

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Where the fruck is the switch to turn the government back on? (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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Could Katara do her "spirit water" healing with Voldemort's horcrux water from Harry Potter 6? (piefed.social)
submitted 1 month ago by iloveDigit@piefed.social to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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On average how much faster is italicized text moving than normal text? (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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In otherwords, how fast do you have to push text before wind resistance kicks in and makes the letters bend?

example text for illustration

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How u doin? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) (piefed.world)
submitted 1 month ago by toomanypancakes@piefed.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What was I supposed to remember today? (self.shittyasklemmy)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002 to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What kinds of balls are going in the Whitehouse ballroom? (self.shittyasklemmy)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002 to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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I wonder how many ping pong balls will fit?

OQB @FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca

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Which way is up? (self.shittyasklemmy)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002 to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What percent of sitcom characters are pathological liars? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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The main character in "DMV" is an unholy mix of Sam from Ghosts and Janine from Abbott Elementary

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Is it legal to impersonate a postman? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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what do you want for your birthday? (piefed.world)
submitted 1 month ago by toomanypancakes@piefed.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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How should I go about getting kicked out of a convent? (self.shittyasklemmy)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002 to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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What rumours are the birds spreading about you? (self.shittyasklemmy)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002 to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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How many big macs can I buy for the price of a ballroom? (self.shittyasklemmy)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002 to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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Can a regular person buy an excavator? (self.shittyasklemmy)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002 to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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Are you now, or have you ever been, a Twilight fan? (lemmings.world)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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Who should star in the live-action Skibidi Toilet movie? (lemmings.world)
submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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We totally need Kate Winslet as the Astro Toilet leader, and Matt Smith as G-toilet.

Also Mr. T as the voice of the Red Titan.

OQB @actionjbone@sh.itjust.works

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