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Image transcription: In 2019 J. K. Rowling announced that Hagrid had a foot fetish.
(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)
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Image transcription: tweet: Nobody: What’s your favorite paradox? Me: If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so, he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox.
(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-02-14)
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Image transcription: 4 panel comic: 1. Pennywise the clown speaks to a kid from the sewers: "Join us, Jimmy. We all float down here." 2. Jimmy screams and runs away. 3. Pennywise turns around and speaks to a group of clowns in the sewers. They are having a merry pool party and drinking umbrella drinks. Pennywise says: "He ran away!" 4. One of the clowns says, "Maybe he doesn't like pool parties." Another one says,"Try balloons next time."
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)
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Image transcription: TNG scene. We're in the turbo lift! Picard is standing in the middle, looking stumped. Riker and Geordi are forming a Picard sandwich on either side of him facing inward. Bit of a sausage party if you ask me. Closed caption reads, "Beverly thinks it's going to be tight."
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)
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Image transcription: Avocado half with pit inside. Pit takes up nearly ¾ of the inside
(Originally published on mastodon.world: 2024-02-14)
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I'm in the business of making friends and business is good.
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Image transcription: 6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Old man slowly wakes up in bed, silhouette of a scythe appears over him "IT IS TIME.". 2: The grim reaper is about to slice the man with the scythe, the man panics! 3: The man braces for impact, closing his eyes and clutching his bed sheets. 4: Nothing happened, the man cautiously opens one eye to see what's going on. 5: The grim reaper is looking at his flaccid scythe drooped onto the ground with a "FLOOP" sound effect. 6: Grim reaper sits on edge of the bed with his flaccid scythe "I've just been so stressed lately and-", old man sits up and pats Death on the back "Hey hey shhh it happens" with a comforting smile.
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.world)
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That's, so interesting.
Image transcription: In the English language, you can use a comma, anywhere, in a sentence, and it, will still be, grammatically, correct,.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
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Secret Panel HERE 😑 https://tapas.io/episode/2444512
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BUTT HEADS WITH ME
(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)
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The iPod server was a powerful first iteration music sharing device. While not designed for convenience, its internal RAID can still be expanded with modern compact flash cards for 1.25TB of on-the-go storage.
Image transcription: A photo of an early iPod with colour display running macosx server 1.2. It looks cumbersomely thick, but also desirable.
(Originally published earlier today on bitbang.social)
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I can tell you where I saw this, but not how fast I was going. [astro_jcm@mastodon.online]
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Image transcription: A street sign that says "Heisenbergstrasse"
(Originally published on mastodon.online: 2024-02-10)
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Image transcription: The Tesla logo beside an image of a uterus with an IUD
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Bonus panel: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/temp
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