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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/bzoicore on 2025-11-16 02:37:08+00:00.


I was in a meeting where they had lychee jellies (asian supermarket candy aisle staple). I love them and my friend group currently isn’t very asian so when I was told I could pocket some extras I was pretty excited to be able to share a bit of my childhood with all my friends after the meeting. I had to run to rejoin them where they were hanging out, and all the seats are taken so I ended up lying down on the floor and taking off my jacket (with the jellies in them) to catch my breath. As soon as I vaguely recover myself one of my friends walks in and joins us. All he sees is that when I notice him I immediately roll over and prop myself up with one elbow and, in that pose on the floor, slightly out of breath and still flushed, raise my eyebrows (in excitement) and say, “Hey!! do you want some asian candy?” and then continue to grin excitedly without producing any sort of actual candy.

There was a complete pause for a moment, then a lot of laughter at my expense once they realized I wasn’t propositioning him in front of everyone. (He did not, in fact, want my asian candy.)

TL;DR asked my guy friend if he wanted “asian candy” and everyone thought i was referring to myself. gah

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/FloridianMichigander on 2025-11-16 02:11:31+00:00.


We have a monthly department meeting at work, and usually they cater lunch for us on that day. This month's meeting was on Monday, and the catering came from a local BBQ place.

Normally the food arrives about 30 minutes before the official "start" of the meeting, but this month, there was a mix up, and it didn't show up until about 45 minutes into the hour-long meeting.

So, meeting ends, we are all hungry, so we load up our plates and head to the break room to eat. I grab a roll, toss some pulled chicken on it, and grab a scoop of Mac and cheese and some mashed potatoes to go with it. Splash a little bbq sauce on the chicken, and I'm ready to go.

I hadn't eaten all morning, and with the delay in food arriving, I was really hungry. So, my first bite was probably bigger than it should have been, and I didn't chew as much as I should have.

As I swallow, I feel my throat tightening on the food. I think to myself "ok, it just needs a few more swallows and it'll go down." Took a sip of soda to try and help it. Nope, didn't go down.

I rush over to the sink, cough a few times, and spit some food out. At this point, I can breathe, and I think I'm fine, so I go sit down and try another small bite. Nope, not fine. Choking repeats itself.

Now I've pretty much given up on my food, but still coughing quite a bit. Nothing is coming up except saliva, but after a minute or 2, I can down and think I can go back to my desk to keep working for the afternoon.

A sip of water sends me racing to the bathroom where I retch some more. I decide to hide out in the bathroom for a while and hope I can recover. After about 20 minutes, I cautiously try some more water. Nope, still can't swallow anything.

Eventually, I decide I can't just stay in the bathroom all afternoon, and call my wife, who leaves her own job to come pick me up. (I didn't want to try driving with the retching spells every few minutes).

We decide to go to an urgent care, they tell me that there's nothing they can do for me and that I need to go to an ER. (Conveniently, they told me this after they already processed my payment for the copay).

Go to the ER, am seen by the ER doc, they can't do anything, so they send me up to endoscopy. They knocked me out to intubate me, and apparently saw something they didn't like (possibly perforated esophagus), so they had me airlifted to a larger facility where a thoracic surgeon was standing by. He was able to remove the blockage. It's probably 1am by now (I'm not sure if the exact time, I was still under anesthesia)

Next day, CT scan determines that I do not have a perforated esophagus, and they eventually clear me for "clear liquids only" and 1 more night in the hospital for observation. They upgraded me to "full liquid diet", I was dismissed and am now back at home.

Haven't seen a bill yet, but starting to see some of the claims show up in my insurance company portal as "processing". Luckily, I have decent insurance, because some of the amounts are staggering.

TL;DR: are a chicken sandwich, didn't chew properly, trip to the ER, airlifted to a larger facility, 2 nights in the hospital, and now can only consume liquids for another day or so. And medical bills.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Fine_Bet_7495 on 2025-11-16 00:48:46+00:00.


Like the title says tifu by taking a pregnancy test with my friend and I did not hide the evidence very well. So my friend (19) just got back from a trip about 2 weeks ago where she spent almost a month with her bf and today she called me up a little scared and told me that her period is late. She doesn’t want to take a pregnancy test at her house, bc she still lives with her strict parents, and asked if she could come over and take one, I have my own apt, so like a good friend I said ofc. So she gets to my place and we take that trip to Walgreens where she asks if I’ll take one with her bc she is scared and has never done one before, I have taken a couple I am in a long term relationship and my period is irregular and I like to be cautious. We get the goods and head back to my place to do the business. Both came out negative so we are both in the clear, but here is where I messed up instead of being smart and burying the tests in the trash or hiding the where they can’t be seen I just throw them away and think nothing of it. Later in the day my parents stopped by to hang out bc they were in town and like any normal person they use the bathroom. And in the bathroom ARE THE 2 PREGNANCY TESTS SITTING OUT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE. Well they were there I had completely forgot about them until after they left and I was cleaning my car and I randomly remembered. I sprinted back inside to take a look and sure enough they were right there looking at me. Now I can’t say they didn’t see them but I and really hoping they didn’t bc I don’t want to have that awkward conversation.

Yes my man knows about the prego tests and he doesn’t really care about them but he finds it hilarious that my parents most likely saw prego tests in there daughters trash.

TL;DR: My friend and I took prego tests and instead of hiding them I left them on the top of the trash and my parents came over and most likely saw them.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/CecilyRider on 2025-11-14 00:19:40+00:00.


Be shocked because this actually happened today lol. I’ve been getting fertility sparing treatment for uterine cancer. The definitive treatment is a hysterectomy but I’ve been doing hormonal treatment instead in case I decided I wanted biological kids. Well I recently decided I don’t want biological kids so let’s just stop the treatment and yank the whole thing out. No more yearly (extremely painful) biopsies, no more periods, no more worry about going out of remission, and no more Pap smears!

The fuck up was the way I informed my doctor of this. Keep in mind she’s an oncology doctor and probably deals with dying people on the daily. Keep this in mind because I did not. The way I informed her of my decision was to say “I think I want to call it quits.” Cue silence and her eyes widening in shock. I quickly realized my mistake and blurted out “I mean I want a hysterectomy, I want to call it quits on the treatment!”

She was so worried and then so relieved. I could see her looking at my paperwork where it asks the suicide risk questions that I’d answered no to lol.

TLDR: tifu by making my doctor think I wanted to “call it quits” on life when what I really wanted was to stop fertility sparing treatment for cancer.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/WorkingRecent385 on 2025-11-13 19:51:52+00:00.


We had a company dinner, and my boss brought her husband, who honestly looked really stylish, clean suit, great hair, just overall put-together. I’d had two glasses of wine and said, “Wow, your husband’s hot, uh, I mean handsome! I mean, like, good fashion sense!”

Everyone at the table laughed, and my boss jokingly said, “Hands off, he’s taken.” I wanted to disappear.

Later, when people started leaving, her husband said, “Thanks for the ego boost,” and winked. My coworkers won’t stop teasing me. I now have a new Slack nickname: “HR’s Favorite.” This is so embarrassing like I don’t want to go to work anymore and just quit the job and just stay at home

TL;DR: Tried to compliment my boss’s husband’s outfit, accidentally called him hot in front of everyone.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Ali-oopsies on 2025-11-13 17:56:10+00:00.


First update with link to original: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/aVI8C825Mb

It’s been so long now I doubt anyone remembers the original post or update, but I decided to come back and give my year (and a lot of change) update on my silly situation!

On my first two posts, people came at me insanely hard about how I was making a stupid choice and I was going to get taken advantage of by a for-profit school, because I wasn’t sure how exactly everything was going to work with my credentials and financial aid, etcetera. Well, I think you will be happy (or maybe disappointed..?) to know that, despite a lot of negativity, I kept my head up and I am going to an accredited university since last Summer!

I worked out finding my credentials to send in to admissions after a lot of exasperated searching and emails back and forth from schools and government departments. Financial aid has paid for most of my tuition so far, so I have been lucky and so grateful for that. I am a now a sophomore still majoring in psychology with a concentration in clinical and counseling, and I have since taken on another major in political science, as well as a minor in philosophy; and I currently have a 3.77 GPA. I am doing a research assistantship this semester and the next, as well as participating in research projects outside of RAships. This has been a great experience already so far, and I am so glad I didn’t let people get to me about it!

TL;DR: Despite much doubt all around, I am a college student at an accredited university, and I am kicking ass! 💪

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/zelenaky on 2025-11-13 13:24:02+00:00.


Reddit recently suggested this sub to me and I thought that it would be a fun distraction from work. No work, no politics, just pure relaxation.

I opened a few threads to laugh at the miseries of the various OPs who had screw ups only to realize that they were ultimately rather minor and not really a fuck up. I thought that something was wrong here so I dug into their profiles.

That's when I realized that something was off - most of the posters had accounts that were less than a month old and the way they typed their posts all had this same strange issue - no author's voice, no replies to the comments, their presence just a whisper on Reddit after their posts.

I started asking in the comments, "Is this AI slop?" Only to be confronted with an angry mob swarming upon me like an angry swarm of Elon fanboys.

"Shut up stupid", "You're too negative OP".

By now it was too late. Like a silent leech silently leeching onto my brain, my Reddit feed was slowly being overtaken by a constant stream of unbelievable AI slop posts, each with screw ups that was lesser than a mailman misplacing his glass of milk.

Save me.

TL;DR: Mods please fix subreddit.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/beatriceyue on 2025-11-13 07:39:42+00:00.


So my smart lock lets you use any 6-digit code. Didn't want to be something obvious,so I let it to the last six digits of my phone number. One day my friend asked,what's your door code again? My brain instead of just saying the 6 digits,I went: "Oh it's just my full phone number" She took that to mean all 10 digits. And she never questioned it.

Every time she came over, she’d stand at my door like she was trying to hack into the Pentagon typing all 10 digits, slowly… then fast… then whispering them like a spell.

Door stays locked. She tries again. And again. At one point she squinted at the keypad like it personally betrayed her family.

Meanwhile the REAL code was literally just the last six digits.

She kept saying, Your smart lock is so moody. And I was like, Yeah… technology, huh.

She found out yesterday when she saw me unlock it in two seconds.

I have never seen such pure betrayal. I owe her dinner. Possibly therapy.

TL;DR: Told my friend my smart lock code was my full 10-digit phone number even though it was just the last 6 digits. She fought my door for months thinking the lock was “moody,” and now she knows I’m the problem.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/vintagefancollector on 2025-11-13 01:32:54+00:00.


I've been subscribed to this subreddit for multiple years, probably since this account's inception many years ago. Never bothered to read this subreddit regularly, until I pruned my subreddit subscriptions to a much-more-manageable amount. So i began reading through here more regularly.

I enjoyed reading through the TIFUs here, some even made me laugh out loud due to the ridiculousness or goofiness (especially the diarrhoea stories or loud farting LOL) Unless it was such a bad FU that I could feel the second-hand embarrassment through my screen, or if I could relate a bit too much cause I had fucked up in similar ways before.

And then came the hottest new trend in big tech that was once impressive and had the Wow factor, but is now being shoved down everyones' throats everywhere you go. I started seeing posts that felt a little too made up and hard to believe, or their writing style was weird and alien. Reading the posts helped me put my finger on it: AI was writing those bullshit stories for karma farming!

I held out for a while but became increasingly frustrated that nothing was being done to filter these out. Just today I came across two of those fake AI generated stories and thought "that's it, expect EVERY story here to be AI written".

My only saving grace is the other commenters calling it out. Keep up the good fight, you all!

TL:DR I watched this subreddit fall victim to AI written garbage

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Frosty-Mine-5975 on 2025-11-12 19:12:35+00:00.


I got off a red-eye flight at 5 AM, exhausted and zombified. My bag was one of those basic black roller types, identical to about half the luggage on the carousel. I grabbed one that looked right and Ubered home.

Two hours later, I opened it and froze. Inside was a wedding dress, men’s dress shoes, and a bottle of champagne. Not mine. Panic set in.

I raced back to the airport, praying the owner hadn’t already filed a report. Thankfully, I found a frantic guy pacing near baggage claim with my suitcase. Turns out the wedding dress was his fiancée’s, and they were flying to their ceremony that afternoon.

We swapped bags, and I apologized about fifty times. He said, “Man, if you’d ruined our wedding, I’d haunt you forever.” Fair.

TL;DR: Grabbed the wrong suitcase and almost ruined someone’s wedding.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Yevgen_sir on 2025-11-12 18:19:23+00:00.


This is the one mistake I will never forgive myself for. It happened six months ago, but I wake up thinking about it every single day.

My dog, Lancelot, was a Golden Retriever, my absolute best friend for 14 years. In his last year, he grew weaker, but his eyes still lit up whenever I grabbed his leash.

On Sunday evening, we were supposed to do his "regular" loop around the park. But the weather was miserable—a cold, biting wind and a steady drizzle. I looked at Lancelot, who was already struggling on his feet, and decided I would be "doing him a favour."

I thought, "Why make him suffer in that damp air? Tomorrow it will be sunny, and we’ll go for a long, proper walk." I cancelled his outing, took him for a quick "business" trip in the yard, and hugged him tight. I was convinced I was being smart. I was a fool who believed in "tomorrow."

But tomorrow never came.

On Monday morning, his condition drastically worsened, and he couldn't even stand up. We rushed to the vet, and I already knew the verdict. At the clinic, holding him as he passed, I couldn't think of anything but that miserable evening.

My screw-up isn't that he died; that was his illness. My TIFU is that I robbed him of the final chance to feel the grass under his paws and one last opportunity to smell the world. I was too "logical" and too cowardly to take him on that farewell walk.

Now I come home to an empty apartment. I can still smell him on the old couch. And I will never stop regretting not putting on that damn raincoat and giving him those final fifteen minutes.

TL;DR: My 14-year-old dog, Lancelot, had less than a day left to live, and I cancelled his last walk because of cold weather, thinking "tomorrow" would be better. Tomorrow never came. I can't forgive myself for missing that final chance to say a proper goodbye.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/QuotableConservative on 2025-11-12 18:00:03+00:00.


I’ve been working in veterinary medicine for about five years now, all of it in an emergency setting. It’s fast-paced, unpredictable, and often emotionally draining, but it’s also incredibly rewarding and honestly? Fun. For most of that time, I’ve worked as a receptionist, the first person clients see when they come rushing through the door, panicked about their fur baby. Recently, though, I started doing a bit more: helping with holds, assisting during x-rays, and learning the hands-on parts of patient care. It’s been exciting, exhausting, and everything in between. I really feel like I'm on my way to getting some great experience.

When you work in emergency vet med long enough, you start to notice patterns. You know which symptoms mean trouble, which ones can wait, and which ones almost always trace back to a certain cause. One of the most common things we see is: dogs coming in high on weed. I’m not exaggerating when I say it happens all the time. Sometimes someone will rush in and I can look at the dog and go, "Aw. Weed?" That's how routine it is. (also, side thought, it may also be the area I live in, inner city like, known for drugs, etc.)

Dogs absolutely love the stuff. If an owner leaves their edibles, joints, or even just crumbs of the plant where an unattended puppy can reach them, odds are, that dog’s going to eat it. It's like a magnet, ya'll.

When it happens, the symptoms are usually easy to spot: they get wobbly on their feet, sometimes peeing on themselves because they lose a bit of coordination. They often get lethargic and sometimes they’ll flinch dramatically when you move too fast near them. It can look scary if you’ve never seen it before, but once you have, you’ll never mistake it for anything else again.

In fact, it’s become almost a running joke at work. I’ve walked to the back before and said, “Hey, I think we’ve got a weed dog up front, regular symptoms.” The techs know exactly what I mean. Within minutes, someone’s grabbing a drug test, another person’s pulling fluids and Cerenia (our go-to anti-nausea medication), and the team gets ready to handle the situation. It’s such an average part of our week that I can usually call it before the vet even takes a look. And honestly, I’m rarely wrong. Not trying to brag, but if you’ve seen a high dog once, you just know. I hate to say it's funny, but bless their little hearts.

One night, we got a call that started out like plenty others. A man was on the other end, voice trembling, clearly on the verge of tears. His dog had gotten into some weed while they were out, and he was panicking. He kept saying he was a terrible owner, and that he didn’t know what to do.

So I did what I always do... I tried to calm him down. I told him that it happens all the time, that dogs love the taste, and that it doesn’t make him a bad pet parent. I explained what we typically see: they get wobbly, sleepy, and maybe pee themselves, but most of them come out of it just fine. I told him the next step was to call the Pet Poison Helpline. They have actual toxicologists on staff who can give detailed advice based on the amount ingested, the size of the dog, and the specific product involved. Unfortunately, that call does cost money, but it’s worth it for accurate guidance. Plus, if you bring in an inappropriate ingestion dog, we have you call Pet Poison right there in the office. The doctors prefer that.

Anyway, I also explained that our clinic was closing soon, and since his dog was already showing symptoms, we couldn’t induce vomiting anymore. Once the weed’s been metabolized, there’s not much we can do other than supportive care: fluids, Cerenia, a dark room, and time. That’s standard procedure in vet med. I told him that if Pet Poison recommended further care, he’d need to go to a 24-hour facility so his dog could be monitored overnight. He thanked me, audibly relieved, and said I had calmed him down more than anyone else could. I even laughed and told him, “Seriously, don’t beat yourself up. You’re not alone, this happens way more than people realize.”

A few days later, I found out that this pet owner was actually friends with the clinic owner. He’d called him to tell him how grateful he was for my help. He said I had made him feel human again, like he wasn’t the worst pet owner in the world, and that I’d taken the time to explain things clearly and kindly when he was at his wit’s end.

So imagine my shock when I was called into the office... and fired.

Apparently, they were framing it as me “giving medical advice over the phone.”

Completely blindsided. I had done what I’d done countless times before... followed our protocol, directed the client to Pet Poison, and advised them to seek emergency care if needed. I didn’t diagnose anything, didn’t tell him to medicate, didn’t make a treatment plan. I just reassured a panicked pet owner and provided general information based on established procedure. But because this client happened to be connected to the clinic owner, suddenly my compassion and competence were being twisted into “unauthorized medical advice.”

I can’t even describe how heartbreaking it feels. I loved my job, absolutely fucking loved it. I loved the chaos, the adrenaline, the animals, even the anxious owners. I was good at it, too. I know how to keep my cool, how to explain things in a way that made sense, how to make people feel a little less terrified when their world was falling apart. And now, it’s just… gone.

I know it’s not the end of the world, and once I stop crying, I’ll pick myself up and start job hunting again. But it’s hard not to feel betrayed by a field that I’ve poured my heart into for years. All I wanted to do was help, help the animal, help the owner, help the situation. And somehow, doing exactly that is what cost me my job.

Maybe someday I’ll look back on this and see it as a turning point. Maybe I’ll find a clinic that values empathy as much as efficiency. But for now, I’m just trying to breathe, grieve, and remind myself that one bad decision by management doesn’t erase five years of hard work and care.

TL;DR Gave "medical advice" over the phone and got fired from the best job I've ever had. Can't stop crying.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/MerryStanza on 2025-11-12 16:36:37+00:00.


Got to the park early to meet my sister and my nephew, her kid’s six, loud, runs everywhere, always in this bright blue jacket. I see a kid wearing one just like it sprinting toward the swings and my brain instantly goes yep that’s him so I yell his name across the whole playground.

The kid turns around and it was DEFINITELY not him. I just freeze for a second and blurt out “ohhh that’s not him” way too loud and immediately three parents turn their heads like I’ve just confessed to a crime. The kid’s still staring, I’m standing there halfway through a wave trying to look non threatening.

I grab my phone and start fake scrolling like I suddenly got a super important text, just anything to look occupied. My brain’s screaming act natural while my body’s choosing full statue mode.

Two minutes later my sister shows up with my actual nephew and ofc the fucker's wearing a red hoodie today instead of his normal blue jacket.

I didn’t even say anything I just sat down and thought maybe I should only interact with people who have name tags from now on.

TL;DR: Yelled at a random kid in the park thinking he was my nephew, terrified some parents, then my actual nephew showed up in a completely different outfit. I might retire from public interaction.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/MarxistMountainGoat on 2025-11-12 14:50:56+00:00.


I'm trying to up my veggie intake so for dinner I thought, why not a kale salad? I added 2 cups of raw kale to a bowl with chicken sausage, carrot sticks, an egg, red onion, mushrooms, cubed cheese, and balsamic, blissfully unaware that 2 hours later I would be experiencing excruciating gut pain. Turns out you're supposed to introduce dark leafy greens to your diet slowly because they're so high in fiber that they can shock your digestive system, and that's exactly what happened to me. What started off as some minor gas pain while I scrolled through Tiktok on my phone quickly turned into me doubled over, writhing and curled up into a ball feeling like I was going to puke from the pain in my disgetive tract. It felt like someone was stabbing my intestines and colon repeatedly with a knife until I eventually ran to the toilet and... Yeah. Now I'm lying here and the worst pain has passed but I'm still feeling very sore. I will definitely eat less raw kale the next time I make a salad.

TL;DR: I ate too much kale and the fiber content shocked my gut like a defibrillator was being pressed to my insides.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Chronically_Unloved on 2025-11-12 12:59:19+00:00.


For context, I walk 2.5 miles each way to get to and from work. At the beginning of the week, it started snowing, so I pulled my boots out of storage, threw them on, and went to work. I hadn't worn them in six months and didn't even think to make sure they were in tact. The first couple days they worked fine, but apparently there was a small hole where the sole meets the rest of the shoe I didn't notice. On the third day, a rock found its way into the hole and made it bigger until the side of the shoe was flapping with every step. No biggie, it's slightly annoying but I assume it'll be fine til I get home after my shift. Once at work I change into my work outfit and honestly forget about the issue until I put my boots back on at the end of the day. It still seems manageable. That is, until I'm 0.25 miles into my walk on the side of the highway and the whole bottom of the boot rips of. I have no duct tape or anything to reattach it until I get home. It is 32⁰F, feels like 27⁰f, and lightly snowing with a slight breeze. Am I a dumbass? Yes. Am I gonna get frostbite and lose the foot? Quite possibly. Was my first thought to post to Reddit and share my misery? You bet. For now, I just keep walking and pray to all possible God's, Goddesses, and other higher powers I can save the foot.

TL;DR I didn't make sure my boots was intact, now I may get frostbite.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Effective-Web-3818 on 2025-11-10 05:06:23+00:00.


I work remotely, and my apartment complex has been doing construction all week. So today, I threw on my noise-cancelling headphones to drown it out. They work too well.

About an hour later, I noticed flashing lights outside my window, police cars. I take my headphones off and realize the fire alarm has been going off for who knows how long. Everyone’s outside, half the building evacuated, and I’m just sitting there coding like an idiot.

When I finally ran out, one firefighter said, “Glad you made it, man. We were about to break in.” Apparently, they’d already been knocking on doors for 10 minutes.

No fire, thankfully, someone burned popcorn. But now everyone in my building knows me as “that guy who almost died coding.”

TL;DR: My noise-cancelling headphones worked so well I missed a full building evacuation.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Hossammubarakk on 2025-11-12 01:36:03+00:00.


So I (a uni student) was trying to join this four-day event — 1 day of training and 3 days of actual work. I originally reached out to one of the organizers because I really wanted to gain some experience. She told me my resume wasn’t strong enough since this would’ve been my first event. Like… how am I supposed to build a good resume if no one lets me join any events, right?

Anyway, on the first day of training, she suddenly called me and said, “Hey, if you can come, we actually need people — and bring some friends if you can.” So I showed up, did the training, and even brought a couple of my buddies since they were short on people.

The event itself was brutal — 7 AM to 7 PM every day. I worked fine the first day, came the second day, and it was just nonstop tasks. I didn’t even get the chance to sit for hours. During lunchtime, they told me to skip my break because someone important was coming. So I didn’t eat for a while. Two hours later, my team leader finally said I could take a break.

I sat down in a hallway near the event rooms — just in case someone needed help or directions — and the next thing I know, I had dozed off in the chair. It wasn’t even on purpose; I was just dead tired.

Well… apparently, some old man saw me, took a picture of me sleeping, and reported it. Later that evening, I got a message saying I wasn’t allowed to come back for the rest of the event. Basically, I got kicked out for taking a 5-minute accidental nap after two 12-hour shifts.

I get that it’s unprofessional to sleep during work, but it really wasn’t intentional. I was just exhausted and didn’t want to leave my spot in case someone needed help.

TL;DR: Volunteered at a 12-hour-a-day event, accidentally fell asleep during my break, and got kicked out after an old man took a photo of me sleeping.

Edit: Just to be clear, this was a paid job, I wanted to gain experience. I didn’t mean any disrespect, I was just super tired after long hours.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/cynoisfineo on 2025-11-11 19:04:05+00:00.


ive been working on a surprise party for my mom. she's been super depressed about her birthday, so i'm just throwing something small and nice together for me and her.

i made cupcakes. black, white, and red icing. after mixing up frosting, i popped a fork i stirred with in my mouth to quickly lick it off to make washing it later easier. after a disgusting taste hit me i remembered i used the fork to scoop black gel food dye into the icing. i quickly realized and spit into a tissue, but it was too late. literally my entire mouth was black/purple. lips, teeth, cheeks, tongue. how the hell do you surprise someone when the evidence has taken over your entire face?

i've been scrubbing for a while. its mostly off of my lips, any more scrubbing and they'll be sore.

to make matters worse, wanna know where my toothbrush is? facewash? literally everything i could use to solve this issue? in her room. where she is. sleeping.

im an idiot.

TL;DR: I dyed my mouth black before a surprise party, revealing the entire thing.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Illustrious_Day138 on 2025-11-11 17:29:57+00:00.


I run a small creative business nothing huge, a few clients mostly remote stuff. Last month i was swamped and decided to bring in some help for design work. posted the gig, got a few solid applicants and hired this one person who seemed super professional.

For the first week everything was great. fast communication, clean work, no red flags. then one of my biggest clients calls me out of nowhere and says, “hey, weird question but is [name] working with you now?”

I said yeah, they’re parttime helping out with design. silence. then she goes, “that’s my ex. please tell me you’re joking.” Turns out they’d broken up a few months ago badly. Like “lawyer-involved, blocked on all platforms” badly and i had just given the ex full access to our shared folders that included her brand files.

I froze. checked the access logs nothing shady but still a massive yikes. i called the new hire, explained the situation, and to their credit, they were polite but way too calm about it. they said, “yeah, i figured that might come up eventually.”

...what do you mean “might come up eventually.”

Anyway, now i’ve got a furious client an exemployee who didn’t technically do anything wrong, and a week’s worth of awkward damage control ahead of me.

tl;dr: hired a great designer, accidentally reignited someone else’s breakup now my business feels like a reality show.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Dramatic_Manner9113 on 2025-11-11 10:19:32+00:00.


Today I fucked up and I’m just so lucky it didn’t escalate.

I have a large German shepherd, she’s 37kgs so a BIG one. Shes a sweetheart but I’m always mindful that given her breed some people are scared of her. She’s trained quite well, she has all the basics and some special tricks down pat, we were told early she would never be a police dog but she’s smart and responsive.

She loves going in the car, our front yard is open to the street and our car is parked directly in front of our door (5 metres). I usually go outside, open the car door and then call her out (no leash), she jumps in, I buckle her up and then I go back and lock the front door.

Tonight I didn’t do that, I opened the door and walked out with her next to me unleashed. She ran towards the car, I hear a woman screaming in panic to see a lady with a small dog within a couple of metres of the car. Shes picked up her dog and is running into the street screaming (no cars thankfully). I call my dog back, she runs straight to me, I put her into the car and the woman just loses her shit at me.

Honestly fair, I apologised a million times. She had headphones on so all she saw was this giant dog running towards her, I understand why she instantly thought the worst. Checked her dog was OK (yes, she said it was her that was scared not the dog). I waited with her till she calmed down, took the verbal spray till my husband came out and then she walked away hugging her dog.

I know I fucked up, and this is absolutely my fuck up not my dogs. I just needed to get this off my chest. It happened about an hour ago, I’m honestly waiting for a visit from a husband or the council over the next few days. I don’t even know what else to say other than sorry, lesson learnt.

TLDR I scared the shit out of a person in my neighbourhood by not restraining my dog

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Sensitive-Turnip-146 on 2025-11-11 01:51:48+00:00.


Yesterday morning I was running late, stressed, and already on my third cup of coffee. My boss sent me an email asking for a “quick update” on a project, and after replying with the info he needed, I decided to forward it to my friend at work with a sarcastic comment at the top: “If he asks for one more update, I’m going to start sending hourly sanity reports.”

Except I didn’t forward it to my friend, I hit “Reply All.”

Within seconds, my message went out to about 40 people, including my boss, HR, and several managers. I just sat there staring at my screen, hoping the earth would swallow me. I tried recalling the email (which never works), and that only sent everyone another notification, making it worse. A few coworkers started sending “Reply All” memes, and I wanted to evaporate.

Thankfully, my boss has a sense of humor. He replied, “Duly noted. We’ll limit the sanity checks.” Still, I’ve never been more embarrassed at work, and I now triple-check every email before sending.

TL;DR: Tried to forward a sarcastic email about my boss to a friend but hit “Reply All” and sent it to the entire department, including my boss and HR.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/SUBLIMEskillz on 2025-11-10 17:52:29+00:00.


Actually happened last night, but it’s within 24 hours.

Sat down to watch the first two episodes of Pluribus last night with my girlfriend. I love BB and BCS and was excited for this and tried to do my best to not see any clips or anything to go in as close to blind as possible. GF has never seen any of Gilligan’s other shows.

We’re watching it and we thought it was odd that there was almost no dialogue. There was sound such as music and sound effects. There was the occasional words spoken, one in an early scene and maybe a few other lines from a character or a voice from a speaker.

We thought it was stylistic to draw you into the atmosphere or to make you focus on other stuff. There is also a timer and I thought it was somehow related. However, there are a few scenes where it seemed like it dragged on too long without dialogue, to the point where I even got a little sleepy.

There is a scene where a character is talking to a tv screen but there is some images on the screen that could be construed as giving you info as to what they are talking about.

We went the entire first episode like this. We made small talk in between episodes starting about when the dialogue would kick in. After the cold open and title, the next scene we figured there would be dialogue. Nope. This bothered me and I started googling, but nothing really mentioned the odd dialogue quirk which seemed like it would be a big stylistic talking point.

I checked to make sure I wasn’t on an odd audio setting in the apple app and then clicked on subtitles. Sure enough there was dialogue we were missing. I felt like an idiot.

Turned out I had an audio setting on my LG TV to try to help with hearing clear voices in movies like blue rays where the spoken audio always seems so quiet compared to the action. Somehow this took out like 95% of the dialogue track. We had to go back and re-watch most of the first episode and had a good laugh.

TL;DR: Watched a new show and didn’t realize we had somehow removed most of the dialogue via a sound option on my TV and didn’t realize it until the start of the 2nd episode.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/tab6678 on 2025-11-10 15:08:03+00:00.


This happened 25 years ago, but my brain will always remind me of this event.

I had driven to NYC with my now ex wife and sons. We had tickets to see the Radio City Christmas Spectacular show on Saturday. We left the house Friday morning and made the 8 hour drive to our hotel in Manhattan. After checking in, I went to the lobby with my younger son and used the payphones to call the office to check for messages. Pre-smart phone days.

We got to the lobby, went to a payphone, I took out my wallet and calling card, called the office, got up to date and went back upstairs. We watched TV and lights out.

The next morning, I showered and went to get dressed. It was when I put my pants on, I realized my wallet was missing. Panicked, I looked around and under the bed and on the chair. No wallet. You know that awful sinking feeling you get in the pit of your stomach.

My brain replayed the events of the night before, downstairs, take wallet out, take calling card out of wallet, call the office.....I must have left my wallet on top of the phone.

OK, don't panic, we can cancel the cards, but the Radio City tickets were in my wallet. Shit. Drove all this way and can't see the show. Damn.

I went back downstairs, and the optimistic fool I am, walked over to the phone bank, and was not surprised that there was no wallet atop the phone I used, 14 hours after the fact. I asked the front desk, "Hey, did anyone turn in a wallet?", ignorant of the fact that if someone had indeed found my wallet and given it to the desk, they would have looked at the drivers license, cross checked it with the registered guests and called the room, right?

"Sorry sir, no wallet has been turned in."

OK, now what. I went back upstairs to the room, carded in, and there was my wife, standing by the bed, holding my wallet in one hand, and my pants in the other hand. I looked down, and I was wearing her pants. Almost the same black jeans as mine.

She never let me forget that for the next 7 years, until she cheated and divorced, but that's a story for another sub.

TL;DR: I thought I had lost my wallet but had worn the wrong pants.

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/No-Yard3980 on 2025-11-10 05:08:02+00:00.


So, living in the Chicago area, I like to order a new set of hoodies/sweat pants every winter. Last time, my fat ass barely fit into what I got (4x hanse brand) because I'm 6'1 400lbs or so.

So this year, I found a plus size company selling on Amazon for a decent price, and ordered from them. I thought to myself, well 4x was a little to small, so ordering 5x big and tall (emphasis on the tall) would be perfect.

I was wrong. Very, very wrong. In retrospect, the big and tall is meant for people 6'7 or taller. I foolishly thought that 6'1 was tall. Nope. My pants when pulled up come just below my damn man boob nipples, and I'm still stepping on the legs. These bastards are at least 5 feet long themselves. And the hoodie? The pockets are at my knees! On the one hand, these clothes are so wildly oversized I'm physically unable to grow into them, but on the other hand, I feel mildly better about my size because holy shit these things went up to 7x.

But on the other there hand I feel like James Randel in these damn pants.

TL;DR: big and tall clothes are REALLY big and tall

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Lonely-Discount-2635 on 2025-11-10 14:26:37+00:00.


I'm 29 and have had constant headaches since I was 21. Saw doctors, tried medications, bought ergonomic office equipment, blue light glasses, everything. Every doctor said screen strain or stress.

Last week my girlfriend asked why I was squinting at the TV. I said I wasn't. She insisted I always do.

I tested it. Covered one eye - blurry. Other eye - blurry.

Went to an optician. Need glasses. Badly. Strong prescription.

"When did the headaches start?"

"8 years ago."

"And you never got your eyes checked?"

No. I had perfect vision my whole life so it never occurred to me.

Got glasses three days ago. Headaches completely gone.

8 years of suffering. Hundreds spent on doctors and equipment. All I needed was £80 glasses.

Everyone's laughing at me. "You didn't think to check your EYES?"

No. I did not.

TL;DR: Had headaches for 8 years, tried everything except the obvious solution of getting my eyes checked. Just needed glasses.

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