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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/cynoisfineo on 2025-11-11 19:04:05+00:00.
ive been working on a surprise party for my mom. she's been super depressed about her birthday, so i'm just throwing something small and nice together for me and her.
i made cupcakes. black, white, and red icing. after mixing up frosting, i popped a fork i stirred with in my mouth to quickly lick it off to make washing it later easier. after a disgusting taste hit me i remembered i used the fork to scoop black gel food dye into the icing. i quickly realized and spit into a tissue, but it was too late. literally my entire mouth was black/purple. lips, teeth, cheeks, tongue. how the hell do you surprise someone when the evidence has taken over your entire face?
i've been scrubbing for a while. its mostly off of my lips, any more scrubbing and they'll be sore.
to make matters worse, wanna know where my toothbrush is? facewash? literally everything i could use to solve this issue? in her room. where she is. sleeping.
im an idiot.
TL;DR: I dyed my mouth black before a surprise party, revealing the entire thing.