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Car battery
Jumper cables
Duct tape
If you get a bonus then bleach, lye, or tarp rounds it out. Have fun talking to the local police!
None of this would attract attention, this is what you would buy to work on an old car. You don't get out much do you? ๐คฃ
Are you working on the car or doing a patch job until you can work on the car?
Depends on whether I'm getting paid fam
Right. I'm just having trouble imagining a scenario that would require a new battery and duct tape but not fasteners of any kind or bolts...
How else do you fix a seat belt anchor
Going to an auto parts store? If you do that with duct tape then you're going to have a very bad time.
Damn boy woosh
don't woosh people, be better