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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Wouldn’t that get absolutely covered in shit particles by the time you get to the middle?

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Haven’t seen the Mythbusters episode eh?

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be fair 1 flush with the lid open and you'd get a nice particulate smattering on everything.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

Inside your lungs too. You breathe in poop, think about it.

[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Everything in your house is covered in shit particles. Best just not to think about it.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And many more things along with shit.

I’m no germaphobe but the increased exposure time of that roll does disturb me. A normal roll gets maybe two dozen flushes or so before running out, that jumbo roll is being showered with hundreds of flushes.

[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, do you keep your toothbrush in the bathroom? Lol

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No. My place has a closet right outside of the bathroom and we have 90% of our stuff in there.

[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Fair enough! I'll take my poo particle covered toothbrush and go

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

and bugs climb out from the root of the eyelash follicles and eat your skin at night, when they crawl back in to lay eggs

[–] yuri@pawb.social 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

what, do the shit particles BURROW through the outer layers of paper? you’re only ever getting one flush worth of shit particles unless someone in your house is shitting without wiping.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Do you see the large side of that huge roll? And you do understand that toilet paper is absorbent, right?

[–] yuri@pawb.social 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

yeah, it absorbs liquids quite well because of surface tension and the capillary effect. are you under the impression that individual particles of shit are ducking and weaving their way all the way to the center of that roll from the outside edges?

[–] nemno@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So ~~twist~~ turn it..

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Asses to asses, flush to flush 🤷

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah you don't want shit in your shit