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[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 105 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Meet Wen the pizza thief.

This adorable goofball grew up on the streets where she lost an eye, lost a bit of movement in one of her hind legs and was shot twice before being patched up by an animal hospital and adopted by my housemate.

To the person that shot her twice, I wish you stub your toe.

And die.

[–] eric5949@lemmy.cloudaf.site 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Bro who shoots a cat? There's a special place in hell for those people.

[–] Ragnell@kbin.social 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I worked for a guy in Oklahoma City he did.

Biggest asshole I ever worked for. Made the Jewish chick work Christmas, when everyone else was home, because she asked for a Jewish holiday off.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Won't let me delete.

[–] CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who would do such a horrible thing to a lovely pizza thief like Wen?!

Sending loads of love!

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

"thank u fren" – Wen

[–] reflex@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

To the person that shot her twice, I wish you stub your toe. And die.

They deserve a trip on an Oceangate sub, nom sayin?
Maybe they can ride down together with the Google engineers and PMs trying to push WEI.

[–] Esjee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That would actually be a far quicker death than what they deserve

[–] reflex@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That would actually be a far quicker death than what they deserve

Hit 'em with a little Slo-mo first.

[–] OverfedRaccoon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

She can have my slice. No need to steal it. 🥹

[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not as good without the crime tho.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Slice?

She's a criminal mastermind. She's going for the entire pie.