From the archives. Any resemblance to actual people is completely random and unintended.
Transcription:
A Cowboy feeding his horse noodles from a takeaway-box using chopsticks.
Cowboy: Me, asking them to play a new fun game
Just one session
Horse: My friends, unaware
Noodles: An addiction to d&d
For your last request, look into The Sword, The Crown, and The Unspeakable Power.