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[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 147 points 6 months ago (21 children)

Reminds me of quantum-bogosort: randomize the list; check if it is sorted. If it is, you're done; otherwise, destroy this universe.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What library are you using for that?

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

is-sorted and a handful of about 300 other npm packages. Cloning the repo and installing takes about 16 hours but after that you're pretty much good for the rest of eternity

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

that explains why it took god 7 days to make the universe

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We still suffer from the runtime errors that could've been caught at compilation time.

Anti Commercial-AI license

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 months ago

In Python you just use

import destroy_universe
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