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[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 112 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it that glitter always gets everywhere and you can never seem to get it all off?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I've heard cotton balls soaked in baby oil works wonders.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is that to start the cleansing fire to finally and permanently remove the glitter?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

And a few layers of skin depending on how badly you want the glitter gone.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah but some of us wouldn't be able to forgive ourselves after what we did to that baby.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Mmm yes ritually sacrificing an infant might just do it.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Are you diddy's attorney ?

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glitter is craft herpes. Once you have it, it'll stay with you forever.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago

There's actually very promising research for a herpes cure, but nothing for glitter.