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I need to stay awake for at least another hour. Going back to work tomorrow is a terrible, terrible idea, but I'm great at those.
Who's got some great dad jokes for me??
I don't have a dad joke but this made me laugh
https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/iUH7ue7qOp
That actually made me laugh out loud and feel it on a personal level, I love it.
I shared this one here the other day. I think it's my favourite of all time.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/1w1IsMO46d
The screams slay me every time šš
The screams, the silence, oh shit, holy fuck! š¤£
A young moth was going out into the world for the first time. When he came back, his dad asked him how it was.
āIt went really well, dadā, said the young moth. āEveryone was clapping for me everywhere I went!ā
SO good, thank you!
Reminds me of another moth joke .....
A moth goes into a podiatristās office, and the podiatristās office says, āWhat seems to be the problem, moth?ā
The moth says āWhatās the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I donāt even know what Iām doing anymore. I donāt even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I donāt know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there⦠at night Iā¦I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed thatās on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I donāt know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in theā¦in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch⦠I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I⦠that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasnāt such a coward, then perhapsā¦perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for allā¦Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though Iām a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. Iām not feeling good. And so the doctor says, āMoth, man, youāre troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?ā
And the moth says, āāCause the light was on
I love it!!! š
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What's another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet.What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh