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Anon envies the boomers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 73 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

1 - they are dog people. They probably married just because the dogs liked each others.

2 - it's a cartoon.

3 - it's just a fucking depiction of two people randomly meeting, it's implied that they hit it off stellarly and, yes, people do MAD CRAZY things such as... marrying a person they are in love with.

4 - bestiality.

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

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