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[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Can't understand me!!!?!?. Bugger it, Sheila across the roads hosting a B&S and wants some cruisers so I'm nipping out to the bottlo in the Ute for some slabs and I'll go get hammered.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

No one buys cruisers by the slab

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself! (What are cruisers and how many are in a slab lol)

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Cruisers are vodka lolly water

A slab is 24 cans packed packed 6x4 and end yo being more flat then the cube way of packing beer

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