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[–] Robdor@lemmy.world 110 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Sometimes when I grill. I don't clack the tongs together.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago

Take your fucking socks and sandals and march your ass right out of my open air brick patio, sir.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

This one right here, officer. He's a menace.

[–] ken27238@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago

You make me sick.

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I clack them to the terminator theme. Even if I didn't want to, I don't think I could avoid it.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Same but Mission Impossible

[–] FitchInks@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago

But how do you know they are working if you don't clack them?

[–] SargTeaPot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

This is genuinely upsetting. How could you

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

liers anonymous next room

[–] red@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Is it really grilling if there's no clacking?

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

You just lost grilling privileges.

[–] theragu40@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I've always wanted to ask someone who is into doing it. Since I've got you here, what satisfaction do you derive from posting outright lies and falsehoods on the internet?