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The Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made. (pawb.social)

submitted 6 months ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (18 children)

That's... Basically every car made in the last 15 years?

[–] viking 1 points 6 months ago (8 children)

My car is built in 2023 (2016 model) and has none of those "features". The most high tech thing is a USB port.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

Ah, so no ECU? No RFID engine interlock? No braking assist or lane keep?

I highly doubt it. Post your model. You're 1 software bug away from a dead car.

[–] viking 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Proton Saga 1.3, good luck.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world -2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Let's see here.

ECU - that has a bug and your dead in the water

Push to start - bug in that system, and you're stuck.

Hill Hold - have a software glitch there and your brake is jammed on.

Sorry bub, there are multiple system on your car where a software glitch will stop it from driving.

[–] viking 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Every car has an ECU, those are pretty much tried and tested at this point. Bugs are rare.

I don't have push to start.

I don't have hill hold.

Like I said, the most advanced feature of my car is a USB charger.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago

Every car has an ECU

The point.

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