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[โ€“] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The keys are attached to your bootstraps, you've just got to pull them hard enough. Everything works precisely as Founding Father Jesus intended.

[โ€“] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Somehow the bootstraps don't apply to companies.