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[–] veniasilente@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Every imperial unit of measure can be estimated whilst naked (but preferably clothed).

so I can ask a 9 yr old child to walk out naked to the streets to measure a thing in their foot and:

  • I'll get the exact same answer as if I send an adult priest naked to the street to measure the same thing in their foot
  • I'll not get the priest to rape the kid

?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, officer, this comment right here.

[–] veniasilente@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

the officer also sees the naked child

ennakes themself

"well, time to fill the imperial metric quota"

[–] Lizardking27@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wow good job making both of the most beaten-into-the-ground jokes simultaneously. You win the award for most unoriginal.