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[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 month ago (23 children)

Get out and ask some people. Plenty of women like it as long as you're polite

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Until you approach another wrong one and you get another lecture for saying hi

This shit is actually happening

[–] UniversalMonk@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

and you get another lecture for saying hi

I've never ever had that happen. And I'm old enough to have fucked your grandma when she was still young and cute.

I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but I just don't think it's nearly as common as Lemmy likes to believe.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My personal experience trumps your personal experience!

This is the problem. We're all so keen to talk, and not to listen. You're old enough to have fucked dude's Grandma? Congratulations you lived in a different world.

[–] UniversalMonk@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Congratulations you lived in a different world.

And I'm still in this world. Dude I still date. I'm only in my 50's. I'm not even as old as Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise.

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