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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works -2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Many words came to mind but never "pretty". You ever call a shark or a tiger "pretty"? Yeah, me neither.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Tigers are very pretty. Terrifying, but pretty also.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Tigers are fucking beautiful.