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Hammer-fired spells (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 month ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guns are definitely way more american than apple pie!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. ICE shot the pie for resisting arrest.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

See, everything in USA has guns, even ICEs. German ICEs don't wear guns.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Perhaps that's how the Germans displaced the citizens of the Holy Roman Empire.

Maybe if they'd put guns on their guns, they'd have normal people like Americans living there rather than foreigners like Germans.

(Yes, I'm being incredibly facetious. No, I shouldn't have to explain it, but also, yes, someone has probably already posted this sincerely on Truth Social.)