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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Man this is just another great example of why I think software is essentially magic.

At the root of it, the hardware, it's magic smoke. It's all based on magic from that point up - because the layer below the one you are using "works because it does."

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If writing software makes you some sort of magician then writing in assembly should surely mean you are a cleric or warlock.

[–] vivendi@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I designed microcontrollers and wrote assembly for them

Now I'm just a regular software dudebro

What class do I get?

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Seeker, you learned your people's language and then learned the way of the world.

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