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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 35 points 2 years ago (14 children)

Spartans were good at war

Spartans loved smashing ass

Therefore smash ass to be good at war

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

They also really liked smashing underage boy asses during Spartan training for the boys🤔

[–] lucas@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

A strong anus means you won't shit yourself in battle

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