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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.

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[โ€“] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want this in my life so badly ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You could just buy peanut m&ms

[โ€“] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not the same, and you know it

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dear diary,

Do people think I don't know I'm joking? It's one of life's hidden mysteries to me, like the Fermi paradox or what the Reese's panties are there for, or why I like it so much. Why don't more candies dress up for the occasion?

[โ€“] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I knew you were joking. What I said is technically true, but it's also a funny response to what you said

[โ€“] frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Tell me more about Reese's panties...