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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 175 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (22 children)

Bible stories are the same way, we've just heard them a million times so they don't seem weird

"Hey Jesus what toppings do you want for pizza?"

"Plain with cheese"

Later the disciples are eating pizza with Jesus

""Hey Jesus why did you say you like cheese pizza when you normally order pepperoni?"

"You dumb fucks how dare you not understand my hidden meaning, I am the true pizza and you are the pepperoni, the grease is my blood"

"Oh of course, sorry boss"

[–] Ostrakon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Its almost like nonsensical parables are a recurring theme in religions in general and we shouldn't be assuming a bunch of mystical morons from a thousand years ago knew any better.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A lot of the "nonsensical" comes from translation issues.

You're not a Hebrew farmer living in the middle east 2000 years ago, and the parable has been translated from ancient Hebrew to Greek, then to Latin, then finally into English.

The same goes for buddhist parables

I've read that some of these parables originally had clever word play.

[–] Ostrakon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's a really good point, thanks for bringing that up

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