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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once (theonion.com)

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (15 children)

This is going to shock some people, but EVERYONE can use EVERY restroom and toilet right now. The only thing holding us back is outmoded social expectations.

[–] urandom@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not at the same time they can't!

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Not yet.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You haven't seen shitfaced wine moms pile into single occupancy bathrooms before.

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