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[โ€“] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I know for certain that I would kill a polar bear. Like, not even a question. Polar bears eat seals, and my diet consists primarily of highly processed food high in trans fats. I would clog the shit out of that polar bear's arteries.

[โ€“] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 10 points 4 weeks ago

Don't forget the Micro Plastics, it only makes you stronger.