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Woke up in the early hours with a very upset stomach, Cerys is running around shrieking for food! Ffoooooooooddddd! And i'm doing the thing where you lie there hoping it goes away or trying to gather enough ooomph to take something or at least die in a slightly more scenic location and she's dancing on my corpse screaming FoOOooOOdD! and i hit the point of ok this is happening and bolt for the toilet with cat on hot pursuit thinking she's got me now oh yea, i've bowed to her will and then i drop trou, unleash hell and she realises
i have made a horrible feline mistake
And then i lock the door.
The sounds grim. There's nothing like a pet waiting for you when you've finished purging. have you finished now cos im hungry?.
I hope it's nothing too serious. Get well soon.
I thinks it's the horrible rewenge of the buffalo chicken burger combined with a few too many allergy meds and guts that have never quite sat right after cancer. Thank christ we have a bidet
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