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[Bill Bailey] I'll be off (infosec.pub)

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[–] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Once my friend was selling windows door to door.

It was a nice summer day, so I just walked around the assigned neighborhood with him.

There was a house that literally didn’t have any glass in the front window.

My friend approached to try to sell a window, which got turned down.

A little bit over there were these 2 girls that my friend flirted with a bit. Turns out the house with the missing window was where she lived with her brother.

Somehow the whole thing escalated and her brother and his friends were coming after us. He was carrying around a gun case? But it may have just been to spook us. We ended up hiding out in a crowded sand which shop while we waited for someone to come pick us up.

I’m American is anyone wasn’t sure.