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Up for sale is a flying carpet project. Currently doesn't fly for me, but I feel that I just wasn't believing enough in myself.

Original seller demonstrated the carpets impressive flying abilities, so I know it works. I may have eaten a few mushrooms prior to their demo, but they assured me it had nothing to do with it.

So far, the only thing it's done for me is break a few bones (and my spirit). Up to new buyer to get it working again.

I lost the original instructions, sorry.

Price is $4,000

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[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hello, is this still available?

[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not a lot of interest yet, so it's still available. Guess nobody else believes either.

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago

I once folded up a dollar bill in to a paper airplane and threw it in to the Grand Canyon, so that's probably my most bottom dollar.

Speaking of the Grand Canyon, that would be a good place for someone to test this flying carpet.