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[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 74 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It'll be funny and poetic until we all get to watch a contestant die for the first time during a prime time live event .... and the crowd roars and the ratings go through the roof as everyone realizes ... the gladiatorial games to the death have returned .... and this time we can stream it!!!!

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Trumpflix, but that show is pay per view with the premium plus $199 a month plan. $399 pay per view of course.

[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

The other show available is a live feed of the torture at gitmo and El Salvador

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