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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Golden retrievers are worth their weight in gold.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ugh. My girlfriend has 3 huskys. Sooooo dramatic. The whole house goes nuts if anyone sneezes.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want to come to your house and howl

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Noooo.....you wouldn't......!!!!

Husky DNA does a lot of heavy lifting. One of my dogs is a mix…body looks like a lab, snout/height looks standard poodle, but DNA test says there’s husky and her voice confirms it. So vocal.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are they? A single golden retriever for 450'000 USD?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gold is at $103,500/kg

My golden is 31kg

103,500*31= $3,208,500 and yes he's worth about that. A little less today because he woke me up early but that's the golden market for ya

[–] wischi@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

You are right, I have no idea how I messed up that calculation.

I get how most pet owners really love their pets, but I'm pretty sure a lot of them would sell them in an instant for 3 million (or even 400k).