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[–] natecox@programming.dev 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Martha would eventually change her answer, I guess.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This aired in 2016. Martha served time in '04-'05. They probably just didn't cuff her.

[–] natecox@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sure but that’s not as funny a one-liner.

Real talk though: she went to prison and never once had handcuffs on?

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah she's a rich old white lady. Make her a brown teenager and they'd SWAT her.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, she wasn't a violent offender and presumably didn't make any trouble.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Buddy they handcuffed toddlers these days. Those are not the criteria. She rich. That was why.

[–] Chowtime3688@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Well, they use zip ties

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's still difficult to believe she went through the entirety of her incarceration and never once had cuffs placed on her. Like maybe cuffed in front instead of behind, sure, but never once during transport? It's nigh unbelievable.

[–] Chowtime3688@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Rich people live a different life