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What if your mouth is lonely for uh, other things?
I believe the term you are looking for is “horny”.
Or as Dr. Freud would call it, and oral fixation.
How dare you assume my horniness, I meant drugs! I mean sure I'm randy as fuck too, but one fix at a time.
Ahaha forgive me for assuming your vice, friend. This is the internet, after all. I assume horniness is the default.
If you’re determined, you can kill two birds with one stone…
Which birds need to be killed?
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