acidbattery

joined 2 months ago
[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 5 points 13 hours ago

See, the thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago

I have user tags enabled since it’s fun to see how many times I upvoted or downvoted a user displayed by their username, but I don’t add any of my own tags or interact with users beyond what is said in the comments of a specific thread.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 13 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

It’s been a good while since I watched a comedy show, but I love The IT Crowd.

Edit: Silicon Valley was fun too :D

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where do the two wolves fit?

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 45 points 1 day ago

The webbing on the fork is an evolutionary trait that helps it swim.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Be the kind of friend/parent/mentor, etc. that you would like to have.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (5 children)

He’s onto something…we could rename the vaccines and market them to the idiots under the new name. Surely it won’t be a problem since they do so much of their own research on the topic.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

“Where are my testicles, Summer?”

Seriously though, there are so many ways conversations with animals could go wrong. Factory farming. Fur farms. Neutering, spaying and declawing. Eyestalk ablation. Medical and cosmetics testing. Bullfighting. Selective breeding and artificial insemination.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Chili flakes, garlic powder, cumin & coriander combo, turmeric are my top spices.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 69 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Uncle Sam, right?

/s

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 138 points 2 days ago (7 children)

The ninth wind comes from within.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ahaha forgive me for assuming your vice, friend. This is the internet, after all. I assume horniness is the default.

If you’re determined, you can kill two birds with one stone…

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